Beware of the Dog
Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The amused stranger inquired, "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
The owner responded, "Because, before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
Ha ha ha roll on floor laughing. =)
42 comments:
w00fs, heehee, mayb mama needs to hang a sign in her kitchen, Beware of dog helping cook..cause in always laying in her way..or sooo she says..
b safe,
~rocky~
Furry furry funny!
Tank woo fur sharing!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
BOL Loved it!
-Mollie and Bobo
Very funny Mason!
How is your paw?
Bijou
ha roo roo rooooo - you are so funny, Mason Dixie - a good laugh to send us off to bed with.
woos, the OP Pack
That is a good one, Mason!
I guess I need one of those signs!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Tee hee hee Mason !!!!
We love that joke/story and especially your cute photo!!
xo sugar & martine
WOO-HOO, you had us rollin' over on the floor☺
You are so funny! You had me and Lily cracking up!
haha! So funny, Mason! You look cute rolling in the door!
xoxo,
Thor
Jack knows the command 'Move', but he thinks it means move to where you are under my feet!
Hee hee!
Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose
Cute! Thanks for the giggle!
Your pal,
Sedona
Hahahaha.....Mason, you're so funny! (cute too!)
Are you all set for tomorrow my lovely? Bridesmaid dress all ready? (hubba, hubba....can't wait)Lipgloss supply replenished for much snogging?? I saw the hen night photos on Petey's blog.....you had a good time? (it's a shame the Dales weren't in Highland dress.....it takes some practise to strip a dog of his kilt, numerous buckles involved!)
See you tomorrow....until then...
loads of smoochy kisses,
Your Alfie xxxx
Thanks for sharing that, its a chuckle creator.. Hugs GJ xx
We should have one of those signs in our kitchen! Brice likes to "help".
Princess Eva
Haha!! I've been in many stores that need that sign for the pups inside. Good One!!
HAHA!!!
I am the world's best kitchen helper!
mums says she needs on of those signs cept it wouldnt work cause I wouldnts read it. Is always arounf her feets when shes cooking.
BOL, BOL, BOL!
Luv,
Cloud
;)that would be woodrow - i step on him all the time
woodrow sweetie mj
Thanks for waking me up with a big funny! And love your laugh too, Mason! Hehe!
Hugs xo
Sammie
heeeheeeheee!
Thanks for sharing!
Good one Mason!
Diego Dog
Hee hee hee! I like that a lot!
Love,
Ammy
Ha, ha that's good one Mason! We always said you'd get Golden nudged to death at our place.
Very funny! We liked that one!
lots of woofs
Clive
BOL Mason!! Mom says that we need a sign like that. I hope you have a nice weekend!
Your Buddy,
Trooper
That's funny! Where can we get us a sign like that? Do they have any that say, "Beware of beached whales"?
Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker
That's a good one, Mason! Thanks for the laugh!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
LOL that is a good one!!
Okay that one's pretty funny! I'm glad your paw is getting better.
Huffle Mawson
Glad to hear your paw is on the mend, Mason! We are catching up on all of our favorite blogs and just love all of your photos!!! :)
Too funny!
P.S.: Sorry, we have not been around much, but we are back now!
Good one Mason!
BOL! Good one! Thanks for sharing!
Mochi
The best dog story I have heard in a LONG time!
HeHe! Nice one! I sure am glad your paw is feeling better. You look like a crazed dog in that photo! Love it too!
Love and hugs,
Twix
Ha! ha! Thanks for the great joke, Mason! Knew I could always count on you to bring a smile to my day!! :-)
Oh Mason....you are so funny. Good joke. (Good pic, too.) Love, Sally
LOL ... this reminds me of the famous "that is not my dog" joke from the old Pink Panther movie, only in reverse.
BOL BOL BOL. Very funny Mason Dixie!!
Luv Scotty xxx
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