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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Beware of the Dog

Beware of the Dog

Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The amused stranger inquired, "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

The owner responded, "Because, before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

Ha ha ha roll on floor laughing. =)


Lacy said...

w00fs, heehee, mayb mama needs to hang a sign in her kitchen, Beware of dog helping cook..cause in always laying in her way..or sooo she says..

b safe,

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Furry furry funny!

Tank woo fur sharing!


Katie, Mollie and Bobo said...

BOL Loved it!

-Mollie and Bobo

Bijou said...

Very funny Mason!

How is your paw?


The OP Pack said...

ha roo roo rooooo - you are so funny, Mason Dixie - a good laugh to send us off to bed with.

woos, the OP Pack

Lorenza said...

That is a good one, Mason!
I guess I need one of those signs!
Kisses and hugs

Martine said...

Tee hee hee Mason !!!!

We love that joke/story and especially your cute photo!!

xo sugar & martine

Scout 'n Freyja said...

WOO-HOO, you had us rollin' over on the floor☺

Lily and Benson said...

You are so funny! You had me and Lily cracking up!

Thor said...

haha! So funny, Mason! You look cute rolling in the door!

JackDaddy said...

Jack knows the command 'Move', but he thinks it means move to where you are under my feet!

Sierra Rose said...

Hee hee!

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

SEDONA said...

Cute! Thanks for the giggle!
Your pal,

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Hahahaha.....Mason, you're so funny! (cute too!)
Are you all set for tomorrow my lovely? Bridesmaid dress all ready? (hubba, hubba....can't wait)Lipgloss supply replenished for much snogging?? I saw the hen night photos on Petey's had a good time? (it's a shame the Dales weren't in Highland takes some practise to strip a dog of his kilt, numerous buckles involved!)
See you tomorrow....until then...
loads of smoochy kisses,
Your Alfie xxxx

pughy said...

Thanks for sharing that, its a chuckle creator.. Hugs GJ xx

Princess Eva and Brice said...

We should have one of those signs in our kitchen! Brice likes to "help".

Princess Eva

Princess said...

Haha!! I've been in many stores that need that sign for the pups inside. Good One!!

Mack said...


I am the world's best kitchen helper!

Brodie and Ailsa said...

mums says she needs on of those signs cept it wouldnt work cause I wouldnts read it. Is always arounf her feets when shes cooking.

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...



Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

;)that would be woodrow - i step on him all the time

woodrow sweetie mj

GoldenSamantha said...

Thanks for waking me up with a big funny! And love your laugh too, Mason! Hehe!
Hugs xo

Ludo van Doggy said...

Thanks for sharing!

Diego Dog said...

Good one Mason!

Diego Dog

The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee! I like that a lot!

Dog By Nature said...

Ha, ha that's good one Mason! We always said you'd get Golden nudged to death at our place.

Clive said...

Very funny! We liked that one!

lots of woofs

AppleDebbie said...

BOL Mason!! Mom says that we need a sign like that. I hope you have a nice weekend!

Your Buddy,

Nibbles Treats said...

That's funny! Where can we get us a sign like that? Do they have any that say, "Beware of beached whales"?

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Maggie and Mitch said...

That's a good one, Mason! Thanks for the laugh!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

LOL that is a good one!!

Tracey and Huffle said...

Okay that one's pretty funny! I'm glad your paw is getting better.

Huffle Mawson

Andrea said...

Glad to hear your paw is on the mend, Mason! We are catching up on all of our favorite blogs and just love all of your photos!!! :)

Rufus, Indie (and Anita) said...

Too funny!

P.S.: Sorry, we have not been around much, but we are back now!

1000 Goldens said...

Good one Mason!

Mochi and Mommy said...

BOL! Good one! Thanks for sharing!


Siku Marie, White Dog said...

The best dog story I have heard in a LONG time!

Twix said...

HeHe! Nice one! I sure am glad your paw is feeling better. You look like a crazed dog in that photo! Love it too!
Love and hugs,

Honey the Great Dane said...

Ha! ha! Thanks for the great joke, Mason! Knew I could always count on you to bring a smile to my day!! :-)

Team 3 Dawg Flite said...

Oh are so funny. Good joke. (Good pic, too.) Love, Sally

Dennis the Vizsla said...

LOL ... this reminds me of the famous "that is not my dog" joke from the old Pink Panther movie, only in reverse.

pointerpandemonium said...

BOL BOL BOL. Very funny Mason Dixie!!

Luv Scotty xxx

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